Title: Irish Wit Post by: Don on November 08, 2008, 03:02:15 AM Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other,
"Have ye seen Mulligan lately,Pat?" Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't." His friend asked, "Shure, and what d'ye mean by that?" Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan, and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one another...it was neither of us." |